Arkansas

I know very few things about Arkansas. I know Bill Clinton (hottie president extrodinaire) is from there. I also know that I visited there once when I was very young.

Since I was so young, I remember very little of the visit. When speaking about the vacation, my mother always complains that we cried to much because we got chiggar (a meaner, southern version of the misquito) bites in our diapers. This part I do not remember.

I do remember that it was sweltering hot. We decided to go to the pool to cool off. I, the clumsy child that I was, pulled a metal door over my big toe, removing part of the nail and cutting the top of big toe. There was a lot of blood and I cried a lot.

So the only things I know about Arkansas are:
1)Bill Clinton once lived there
2)Chiggars live there
3)I almost lost a toe there